Super Hilarious, Bad Parking Cards 50 Pk. Get Revenge With Family-Friendly Novelty Notes. Feel the Satisfaction of Pranking Idiot Parkers With Funny Notices. Gag Cards Are Great Xmas Stocking Stuffers
Super Hilarious, Bad Parking Cards 50 Pk. Get Revenge With Family-Friendly Novelty Notes. Feel the Satisfaction of Pranking Idiot Parkers With Funny Notices. Gag Cards Are Great Xmas Stocking Stuffers
Super Hilarious, Bad Parking Cards 50 Pk. Get Revenge With Family-Friendly Novelty Notes. Feel the Satisfaction of Pranking Idiot Parkers With Funny Notices. Gag Cards Are Great Xmas Stocking Stuffers
Brand: | Witty Yeti Store |
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Color: | White Black |
Manufacturer: | Witty Yeti |
Part Number: | 50 Note Fun Pack |
Model: | passive aggressive car revenge present |
Product Dimensions: | 3.8 x 2.6 x 1.0 inches; 2.88 ounces |
Isin: | IL5NE1AE3DHG |
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- PRANK THAT POORLY PARKED PUNK! It's like a fake parking ticket, but better. Slip a snarky note under their windshield wiper and dampen their day. The jokes on that dirty spot-stealing, Jeep-driving, jerk when they find your sassy citation!
- EQUIP YOUR MINI-VAN FOR MAJOR REVENGE. People that can't park driving your family crazy? Teach those double parking mother truckers a lesson with our kid approved insults! Adults and children alike will enjoy our clever quips.
- GUARANTEED FOR LIFE. We offer a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee on all of our cool Witty Yeti gag gifts, pranks, and novelty goods. If at any point you're not 100% happy, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!
- BULK PACK = MASSIVE PAYBACK. Patrol the parking lot with 50 cards with 10 different sayings. Is that guy at your work with the BMW stealing your favorite spot? These profanity free tickets (probably) won't get you in trouble with HR!
- THE ULTIMATE SECRET SANTA GAG GIFT FOR NAUGHTY DRIVERS. Break these awesome cards out at the White Elephant holiday work party for a laugh. They're also the best Christmas or birthday gift for passive aggressive men, women or angsty teens.
- Brand: Visit the Witty Yeti Store
Put the keys down and pick up one of our offensive parking cards for vengeance that won't end with a visit from the police. You get to enjoy sweet revenge, while your target is forced to recognize how stupid they parked. With our assorted set of sayings, there's a priceless insult for everyone!
**No pen, no problem!**
We already wrote the insults for you. Simply leave our humorous card right under their cars windshield wiper and let it do the talking. No more wasting time digging around for a pencil and paper to scribble an angry letter. Ruin that motorcycle maniac's day and let them feel your rage with a unique mean message of choice.
**Are these cards safe for work?**
These non-vulgar cards are family friendly! Perfect for use at the office on your dumb coworkers who just can't stay between the lines. Looking for something extra spicy? We offer a crude 18+ edition for when kid friendly and clean doesn't cut it.
**Can I have a sneak peek of the phrases?**
Some smash hits include:
Maybe buy a coloring book, so you can practice staying in the lines.
Expensive European car? You look rich, so do us all a favor and buy yourself some parking lessons.
I'm not even mad. This parking job is so bad, I'm actually impressed.
I've seen my dog puke up things that look better than your parking job.
**What’s in the box?**
You will receive one box of 50 (fifty) 2x3.5in cardstock bad parking notes - 5 each of 10 various phrases.
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